Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone...
“Believe me, I would love to be one of those people who’s all: we loved, thank you, you enriched my life, now go and prosper. But I’m much more: we didn’t work out, you need to not exist.”
Pirates of the Caribbean, Spirited Away or Red...
Wanting a salad for my tea and giving my 14 year...
What am I ;3
I can't swallow or lift my legs properly because...
and apparently I’ve burn all the lining off the top of my mouth and throat from drinking cheap vodka.. MM I’m so lovely. :)
If you stare at the picture long enough, you...
The more I watch Jersey Shore, the less I like The...
He’s dead creepy and weird with girls. And he’s not even that nice looking. Vinny FTW!